National product
Our national products and services all have the same objectives. They are used to improve the well-being of our men and to achieve the growth of our population by stimulating bigger families.
sex shops
You can find local sex shops in every neighbourhood, they are as common as grocery stores are in other countries. It is not a shame for men to enter a sex shop, on the contrary: in the eyes of the Comuguayans it is considered as completely normal. Our two most important national products in the shops are sex dolls and conception pills.
SEX DOLL
Our sex doll is exclusively used for the entertainment of the Comuguayan men.
Product: we have a big range of sex dolls in our assortment. From low quality to high quality.
Price: we want to make sure that everybody can afford a doll. That’s why the dolls in our shop vary in price.
Place: you can find our sex dolls in every local sex shops.
Promotion: we use a particular strategy. When a new doll is launched, it’s very expensive. But like Iphones, it gets cheaper the longer you wait. Our national product is promoted a lot in the media.
Conception pill
Our conception pill is the contradictory of an anti-conception pill. We would like our inhabitants to have bigger families. Humans are not fertile all the time and when a woman has already given birth to a lot of children, it can be more laborious. That’s why we introduced the conception pill: it keeps the cycle going.
Product: it is an alimentation supplement. You can put it in your tea, your food etc.
Price: it is very cheap, since we want to stimulate the growth of families.
Place: you can find the conception pills in our pharmacies and sex shops.
Promotion: there will be a lot of sales and promotions for the sake of the people, we want to be densely populated. Commercials and advertisements in the media will give the sale of these pills an extra stimulation.
Women'S day
We like big families, however there are not enough women in our country to achieve this objective. Although we don’t care about our women, we need them for the reproduction of our future Comuguayans.
Our solution for this problem is to abduct women from Uteria. This event happens once a year and is called 'Women's Day'. Because of the fuss, Women's Day is a national holiday.
The abducted women are put in a fertility hospital where they are forced to make at least twenty babies. The women get three months of rest each year. Every Comuguayan men can apply for this service. In that way we want to increase our population.